#COLUMBUSTWITTER By @the_rell @dez_arnez @ronniemo

Whassup yall? #Columbus Twitter use to be filled with everyday convos of "Niggas aint shit", "Fuck bitches, Get Money", "Wake and Bake with Kush Packs and Loud", and tweeps eating Genjis for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner ...Oh yeah, who can forget those #ICON Thursday tweets.

Before I (@dez_arnez) committed Twittercide, I use to think about deleting my twitter everyday cause I couldn't handle the everyday conversation. Then my OG @TravDave gave me a glimpse of #BlackTwitter and it changed my Twitter Life.

Slander and getting people out of here were all the tools I needed to reshape #ColumbusTwitter and make it fun.

I quickly called @RonnieMo and we went on an all out rampage on stopping all of the everyday fuckery  on #ColumbusTwitter. Others Quickly followed suit and the Midwest Slander Gang was born. #ColumbusTwitter was and will never be the same again. 

Many of you all know what #BlackTwitter is. Well this is the Columbus version. The who's who in #ColumbusTwitter. The people you see on your timeline the most. The people who's always getting RT'd or bombed on.

This has nothing to do with followers but more about your twitfluence.

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@Dez_Arnez - formally known as @DezArnez - Dez is the people choice for Slander King in Columbus. He can get your TL popping like Orville Redenbacher.

Best known for, "Rest Pics." Throwing numerous people in the paint and his infamous Blackplanet and Chicken pic struggle. 

@RonnieMo - The former Capo and Godfather of #ColumbusTwitter. He has since retired Slander for his #SpreadLove movement.

Best known for, "The Osama Bin Laden basement" pic, getting bombed on by Jim Jones, Chad Ocho Cinco and being told to #WORKHARD by Frenchie from Bricksquad. And who could forget how Ronnie Mo looks like Arthur the friendly Aardvark?

@Tysofly - The Lightskinnded potty mouth lady of #ColumbusTwitter. Don't let that pretty smile fool you, she can get down with the best of them and doesn't know how to chill.

Best known for eating a snow sandwich, getting @The_Rell outta here with #TeamFollowback and tag teaming with @AnnieMcluvin on almost a daily basis.

No one will ever forget when @diontesays photo shopped Tyler's face in the now infamous, "Pocahontas Struggle" that had thousands of views.

@AnnieMcluvin - The self proclaimed Native American Goddess. She is orally armed to do bodily harm as her bio says. She is rude and will not hold not one thought back at all, speaking her mind to the fullest.

Best known for the Four Loko Struggle. Enough said. (A few days before this post was made, Annie was also in a heated battle with @wale)

@KingBasic - This dude will hop in your mentions faster than rabbit fucks and it's so sad. It don't matter if you know him or not.

People feel like he single handily destroyed the Anime tears face. He's been thrown in the paint to many times to count. Way too much struggle to mention and constant battles with unknown people. (A Few days after this post was created Basic committed Twittercide)

@AbdiKassim - aka Killa, he's the only person on this list who has not stepped foot in Columbus, Ohio but just about everybody follows him from Columbus.

Killa Kassim is best known for the Toga Struggle, Kissy Face pics and being from Canada.

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@The_Rell - formally known as @Dwill2Succeed - May be the least known person in #ColumbusTwitter but I'm sure a RT or his name has been on your TL many times. 

Best known for being President of the, "Skinny Niggas Defense Coalition",  "ITCHIBAN",  #TeamFollowBack mention struggle and pissing off more people than you can count! Not to mention the constant battles with @AnnieMcluvin.

@Styl_Standin - Like @tysofly and @anniemcluvin, Ms. Sade doesn't have any chill in her system and can go on a full court press attack faster than you can say, "Holy Northern Lights!"

She is best known for her hatred of lightskinnded guys. Seriously, she hates them. Also known for getting the thirst bucket population of Columbus under wraps. Thank you Sade.

@SincerelyRW - This guy is really a Ghost in these Columbus streets. Nobody can vouch that he is actually a real person and we still feel like he is a fake account until proven otherwise.

If he's not at Animal House on May 13 it proves that he is just an Imaginary Player and we will all unfollow him.

 Best known as the creator of the term #NeatlyNestled and his battles with @YOChewyChill, @Tysofly and just overall ignorance.
 
@ThaAudioUnit - aka the self proclaimed King of Columbus. He has done beats for the whole city (No really, the whole city). He is best known for calling @Dez_Arnez a corny ass dude and thinking he finally made it when @LilBTheBasedGod started following him. Not knowing that The Based God follows everybody.

He does make dope beats, and he lets you know it every two tweets in case you forgot he made dope beats. Thanks for the constant reminders Champ.

@YoChewyChill - Chewy has more beef than Yung Berg on #ColumbusTwitter. He's best known for having Ginuwine fans run up in his mentions after going on a full get Ginuwine THE fuck outta here attack.

Having countless twitter beef battles with rappers, promoters and ex's. This guy will go ham on your TL from sun up to sun down, so just be ready to see Young Chewseph in action.

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I'm pretty sure #ColumbusTwitter is unique. There isn't a one major city that is full of more hilarity, fuckery and ignorance. There can't be.

#ColumbusTwitter is known for non stop partying and promo, Sunday church tweets with a Hangover, going to Miami for Memorial Day Weekend and suddenly becoming a Heat fan and undying thirst and loneliness.